A Shouting Post

I got a job offer at a medical company. My first big girl job. I start in July. I just wanna say one thing…

I AM SO MOTHER FUCKIN’ AWESOME AND EVERYBODY AT THE COMPANY FUCKING LOVES ME!!!

And done.

Actually I’m not done.

I FUCKIN’ PASSED MY BIOCHEMISTRY CLASS!!!

I beat that exam like it owed me money. Fuckin’ bent it over the table and had my way with it.

I also may have found out about all this stuff after I slept with one of my former teammates. Good lookin’ fella. Solid 8 or 9. Smart, nice, and makes me laugh. But I feel really guilty about it. I thought Mitch had thrown me under the bus so I forgot about him. Turns out he was dealing with school and family stuff… That’s why he’s been mum. I’m not sure if he wants to pick things back up where we left them. I spent all this time looking for a nice guy… and then I got a “buy one get one free” sort of deal. Fuck. 

Whatever. I think Mitch needs some personal time. He used to live with his ex. She needed to pick up some things at the apartment they shared. She brought her new beau, and he kept slapping her ass and things along those lines… in front of Mitch. I think he realized that he’s not completely over her. It’s always too good to be true, right?

HOT DAMN, JESS! ONLY YOU CAN FUCK UP LIKE THIS!

I guess Sam’s catchphrase “Jess, you’re a mess,” is very fitting today.

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