Summoning the Coke Devil

ARE YOU TRYING TO SUMMON A DEMON OR SOMETHING?! JESUS CHRIST, WHAT IS THIS?!

…it’s cocaine.

Well fuck. With all this bakin’ soda you’re either gonna catch a glimpse of Satan, die and meet him, or bring in one of his demons in the form of a drug lord.

And they say rich, white folks don’t have fun. That table looked like it was ready for a séance.

…the things I’ve seen.

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