Abe: I call this drink “The Lex Luthor!”
Me: Why? Because it’s bad? Haha!
Abe: No! Because you gon’ get so drunk off this shit I’ll be able to shave your ass bald and you STILL won’t wake up!
I don’t even remember what was in that drink. I remember that we had a lot of them, and that it was sweet. Like Abe.