I just ordered a stripper to kick off the crew season.
After our first regatta, we’re gonna go back to my place and get lap dances from a pro. In a dominatrix getup (I made a special request for that; I hope she obliges).
I said that Kenneth would be the guest of honor. I hope she brings a riding crop and asks him if he’s been a bad boy. And then beats the shit out of him with it. It’s the least I can do for one of my star rowers. He’s never been kissed or anything like that. Soft-spoken, gentle giant with a heart of gold? It’ll be great.
I think I’ll be a decent mom someday. Bahahaha!!!