Black Widow

I’d make a better widow than divorcee.

If I ever have a huge fight with my future husband, I’m gonna put a pine coffin in the living room or some shit to remind him I’m not fuckin’ around.

I imagine my kids’ll bring their friends over and they’ll be like:

“What the fuck is that?!”

“Oh, Mom and Dad are having a fight again…”

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