Million Dollar Question

I’m asking everyone this question: Would you rather do the first 99% of a blow job or the last 1%?

I asked everyone in the group chat for my half-marathon racing boat. Nobody answered.

Me: NOBODY IS ANSWERING SO I WILL REPEAT SAID QUESTION TOMORROW MORNING! THE NEWS TEAM WILL BE THERE AND THEY’LL THINK WE’RE ALL WEIRD PERVERTS!

Some Baltimore news crew heard about our early morning workouts and wanted to do a piece on us; they chose tomorrow to record and chat with us.

Manisha: I’d do the first 99%. I’m not explaining why.

Danger Man: Yeah, first 99%

Dank Ass: Oh Dan…

Me: Does that mean you’d take the last 1%, Dank Ass?

Dank Ass: Yeah, right in the eye.

Me: I’d go 200%. Just so he knows the first time wasn’t an accident. This is some great team bonding.

I’m waiting on a few other responses. I’ll spring the question tomorrow morning, dark and early.

4 thoughts on “Million Dollar Question

      1. Lol this is gonna be a long comment.
        So I was giving him head, lying on my back with my hands cuffed and he was kind of kneeling over my face. I accidentally bared my teeth and it made him unexpectedly cum, which neither of us were expecting.
        Ugh it was the worst, because I wasn’t ready for it and I was flat on my back it didn’t go down my throat and I was choking on it, it was coming out my nose, and of course he’s sitting on my chest making it harder trying breathe and I couldn’t get out of the handcuffs…. He eventually got over his post orgasmic bliss and realised I was drowning and got off and uncuffed me and I didn’t die. But traumatizing stuff yo.

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