Jess why are you buying so much booze…? The sun is still out.
Doesn’t matter if the sun is out. My life is like an eternal darkness.
See, this is why I can’t take you anywhere when you’re drunk.
I swear I’m not.
You said you wanted to go dancing while we were in the car. Only Drunk Jess says that! Put the beer back; we’re going to McDonald’s.
YOU’RE SABOTAGING MY PLANS TO GET SKINNY! …I want large fries with my Happy Meal.