Screams

I heard a blood curdling shriek from within my building and called my buddy Zach.

Me: Dude, I think someone is being assaulted in my apartment building.

Zach: Whoa, why? Are you okay?

Me: I’m fine. I just heard a bunch of screaming and I’m not sure if I should call the cops.

Zach: BFD. I had a date last night and she screamed. Would’ve sucked if someone had called the cops on us. Just stay in your apartment and we can check the obits tomorrow.

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