The Wallet, Phone, Keys Pat Down

It’s summer time and sorta hot out. I’m also on the crew team and practically live in spandex. I can’t do the “wallet, phone, keys pat down” because I don’t have pockets to put my stuff in.

Anyhow, I left my keys in my apartment. I can either call the resident assistant so he can let me into my apartment, or I can break in through one of the windows since I live on the first floor and these window locks are a fucking joke. 

I think both options suck. The former may include fines of some sort, so I’m leaning more towards the breaking and entering route. Thank you, Daddio, for teaching me something useful.

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