Frequent Caller Craigery

The first time I ever received a phone call from Craig was in the eighth grade. It was about 0900 on a Saturday when my phone rang. NOBODY called me back in middle school, a point my mother made when I reached for my cell.

I answered and there was a loud, “Good morning, sunshine,” that everyone at the breakfast table heard.

I hang up the phone and all of the broskis started in.

“Ooooh~ Jecca’s got a boyfriend!”

“I’m gonna beat that fucker’s ass!”

“Does he call you like that every morning?”


Craig will never know how much chaos and embarrassment he caused that morning. It’s been over a decade and I still remember that shit.

We Skype every week now.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s