These Are a Few of my Favorite Things

My favorite compliments:

“You’re funny.”

“You smell nice.”

For serious. I think those are my two favorite things to hear.

Unfortunately, I get “God DAMN you’re an asshole!” a lot more often.

I guess assholes can be funny if you’re into butt humor. I doubt they smell nice though.

So close.

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