Observations: The Summer Neighbors

I’m currently moving into a temporary apartment for the summer. No roommates.

My neighbor across from me doesn’t know how to cook or likes to eat things that are very burned (the fire alarm went off).

My neighbor next to me has very loud, ghost-like-sounding sex… WITH THE MAINTENANCE DUDE! Scandalous. I bet when she submits a work order her shit gets fixed immediately… More power to her.

I’ve always wanted to have a sort of “loud sex competition.” Just go at it like animals and see if the neighbors can handle it.

I’ll ask Michael if we can christen the place like that.

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