Confession: Blowie

The first blowjob I ever “performed”… tasted like beer.

I shit you not. I can’t even make this up.

All I could think was, “This is a lot better than I’ve been told it would be… and how much beer did he drink over the weekend? Good God almighty.”

I did better than this squirrel; don’t worry.

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