Words of Wisdom: Grandma Edition

Lemme start off by typing my paternal grandmother is one kooky son of bitch.

She catches and cooks gator, owns a Ouija board to converse with something (it scares the shit out of me and I will not be in the same room as it), knows a little too much about herbs (both the medicinal and scary kinds), and is extraordinarily racist. I can forgive her for the last one because most people her age are racist. Whatever man.

Anyhow, all the swamp witch stuff aside, she told me a thing or two about men that I think I should share with the Internet.

There is no such thing as a woman who can’t orgasm – only men who can’t fuck.

If he doesn’t brush your hair away from your face while you suck his dick, he’s not the one.

She’s quite a character… and has been married three times.

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