Swimsuit Caveat

When you wear a one-piece, you have to take off EVERYTHING to go pee.

It makes it extra awkward when people look through the cracks in the bathroom stalls. BECAUSE THEY SEE EVERYTHING!

And if you’re a cheeky bastard like me, you just leave the stall butt ass nekkid to establish dominance over everyone in the locker room… minus the old ladies who have no concept of modesty.

One time, a matronly woman told me about the time she slept with her husband’s brother to “get even” with him; I think the story was more dramatic because we were showering and she seemed like a sweet old mermaid grandma.

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