I’ve Got It Easy

“Hard times call for hard liquor.”

I didn’t drink anything though because my life isn’t fucking hard in the scheme of things. With the exception of a couple chronic medical conditions, I’m walking on sunshine. I don’t think my level of difficulty is even on the list:

I think these could double as levels of sex.

I’ve found that if I wake up thinking, “Today is gonna be fuckin’ awesome,” things typically go well.

If things happen to get rough, I like to go with, “Nut up and shut up.”

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