While the optimist and the pessimist argue about the glass being half empty or half full, the opportunist drinks what is in the glass.
Be a winner. Be an opportunist.
Better yet, be proactive and fill the damned glass to the top yourself and gulp it down.
Anyhow, I’m back from my biopsy. There was a lot of stabby-stabby shit that wasn’t too pleasant for my lady bits. I’m not allowed to have anything in in my vajeeper for a few days.
This is grounds for throwing a rager and doing some day drinking.