I’d rather wear a lab coat for whatever occupation I may have.
I mostly want a lab coat so I can flash all of my coworkers the day before I retire. Just arrive butt ass naked under my white, pressed uniform; let the freak flag fly and see who salutes.
Show off my orangutan pancake titties and wizard sleeve labia.
HAHAHA!!! Fuck that. I’m jumping off a bridge before my body deteriorates to that point.
I’ve entrusted a few friends with the job of making mine a slut-themed funeral. They seem to be on board.
Notice my buddy Emre said “another stripper.”
Yes, Emre. The answer is always yes.