I Hate Wearing Suits

I’d rather wear a lab coat for whatever occupation I may have.

I mostly want a lab coat so I can flash all of my coworkers the day before I retire. Just arrive butt ass naked under my white, pressed uniform; let the freak flag fly and see who salutes.

Show off my orangutan pancake titties and wizard sleeve labia.

HAHAHA!!! Fuck that. I’m jumping off a bridge before my body deteriorates to that point.

I’ve entrusted a few friends with the job of making mine a slut-themed funeral. They seem to be on board.

Slut Themed Funeral

Notice my buddy Emre said “another stripper.”

Yes, Emre. The answer is always yes.

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