Grown Up Things

I’m browsing through all my student debt. LOOK AT ALL THOSE ZEROES!

I’m researching health insurances. WOW I BETTER NOT EVER GET SICK! Oh wait, shit, I have Type I diabeetus. Fuck.

Dude… being an adult sucks. Like, it sucks worse than a nun giving a blow job.

I’ve decided to start saving up money for my future children’s university funds now. I don’t wanna have them go through this shit with debt.

*sigh* I’m gonna be a slave to the system for, like, the next 10 to 15 years paying all this back…


I can just spend a few hundred dollars on Spanish lessons/programs and run away to South America. This idea is starting to look mighty fine.

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