Pirate Bar First, Max’s Last

Dude, what if I die alone?

Doubt it. You’re shit at opening jars and killing bugs. Someone’ll feel bad and take care of you.

You fuck! …I don’t need a pity party…

Looks like you’re throwing yourself one! Calm down, finish your drink, go dance. If there’s anything that’ll remind a girl that she’s pretty, it’s when all the guys get their backs off the wall to go dance with her. I’ll be here if you run into any weirdos.

I swear we get smarter when we drink… Thanks, bruh.

I don’t even know who this person is. I just know he’s good people.

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