Whenever I have a near death experience…

Jesus called.

I know. I hung up. I’m not ready to answer that shit yet.


Also, whenever I misplace my phone/keys/wallet I do something life-threatening so my life flashes before my eyes and I can remember where I put my stuff.

I think I have life figured out and I’m going places.

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