My mother is a cunning lady.
When I was about six years old, she put a Dust Buster in my hands and said it would suck up all the ghosts in our house. Fun fact: Little Jessica was fucking scared of ghosts.
Whoa, wait. Hold the fuck up. I can kill ghosts? WITH THIS SHITTY LITTLE VACUUM CLEANER?! AW HELL YEAH!
I cleaned the entire house everyday with a Dust Buster… for like two years.
This is what happens when you show your children Ghostbusters at a young age.