Green smoothies for breakfast five times a week. That’s doable.
Supplement shake for a meal five days a week. Ew.
Run a 5k three days a week. This sucks.
Run a 10k twice a week. Ah hell.
Weight train every other day. Sweet Jesus, what is this?
Swim at least 20 laps after crew practice. I’d rather fuck a hot curling iron.
Cheat day once a week. Light at the end of the tunnel.
The first thing I’m doing once I’m a skinny bitch is buying a shit ton of lingerie to wear around the house.
The only way that shit’s coming off is if a man takes it off of me.