I’m really worried my friends are going to suggest we go to Podunk, USA.
Last time I went to the backwoods I saw some guy who had more cans of beer on his front porch than teeth.
I’m tired. I’m wondering if I should buy an over-priced cup of coffee from this double-tailed mermaid place or just run up the hill to my apartment for some homebrew. I don’t know what it feels like to not be tired anymore… I have every intention of hibernating over spring break.