Oh man. Awkward. Awkward fucking moment. The guy who sits across from me in lab said, “You look at me as if we’re about to kiss.”
“DUDE, I DO NOT! YOU CAN’T SEE DICK!”
I think he just wanted to get a rise out of me like some little snot-nosed shit brick on the playground, tugging at my pigtails.
One shouldn’t fuck with me when I have access to live cultures of E. coli and Bunsen burners. I see flaming shits on the horizon. Plus I spot for him when I’m at the gym sometimes…