Check Your Specs

Oh man. Awkward. Awkward fucking moment. The guy who sits across from me in lab said, “You look at me as if we’re about to kiss.”

“DUDE, I DO NOT! YOU CAN’T SEE DICK!”

I think he just wanted to get a rise out of me like some little snot-nosed shit brick on the playground, tugging at my pigtails.

One shouldn’t fuck with me when I have access to live cultures of E. coli and Bunsen burners. I see flaming shits on the horizon. Plus I spot for him when I’m at the gym sometimes…

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