Head Cold

I caught a cold. I want my mom. My roommate is the next best thing. I’m gonna make a “Mother of the Year” award for her and hang it in the bathroom. All who piss in our apartment shall know of her greatness.

I ran three miles despite the rivulets of mucous building in my nose and chest. And now I need to do some push ups. I can’t wait until I have a hot fucking shower after so I can cough and sneeze to my heart’s content. Plus it’s colder than a witch’s titty outside. 

Fuck it. I’m gonna take some strong ass meds, sleep nekkid, and get right with Jesus in case I die.

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