Me: When I cum it last for about 30 seconds… Sometimes a minute if it’s REALLY good.
Alex: Guys’ last for only ten seconds. No, more like eight.
Me: Damn! Why do guys finish so quickly?!
Alex: CAUSE WE GOT SHIT TO DO!
I had a lot of sex last night and this morning. I came 14 times. It felt like it was MY birthday and not his.
HIGH FIVE ME!