Denial

My mother thinks likes to pretend I’m a virgin.

I’m 24 years old. 

I mean, she’s never caught me during coitus, but hot damn! She would have to be as sharp as a bowling ball to actually believe I’ve never fooled around with a guy. And believe me, my mother is a very clever and cunning dragon lady woman.

But she’s in some serious denial.

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