I was chatting with someone on Omegle. He was from the UK. I asked him what he thought about the character Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
Tha’s a dreadfool name, luv. I caunt beylieve tha’s a children’s show. I waus in a panic when I fuhst watched that rubbish. Tha’s like naming your child “Fuckuh.”
He hung up when I asked him about about his thoughts on shag carpet.
The next two calls were with dudes with their dicks hanging out. And then there was someone who I thought was taking a dump but was really pulling anal beads out of her rectum. I try not to judge, but that was a little too much for me.
Don’t pull out the anal beads like you’re starting a lawn mower!
I logged off after imparting my pearls of wisdom.