What I Say vs What I Mean

I’m not sure that’s possible. :: No fucking way.

Oh, really? :: You’re shitting me.

Pardon? ::Eat shit and die.

Are you sure? :: I think you’re a dumbass.

That’s nice. :: Fuck you.

Tell me more. :: Shut your shitty mouth.

I understand. :: Suck my ass.

Do you understand? :: Go fuck yourself.

I’d love to. :: This blows the big one.

Serious mustache. :: I’m being very serious but I’m doing and saying something so stupid you’ll question my sanity and honesty. I’m an asshole.

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