I’m not sure that’s possible. :: No fucking way.
Oh, really? :: You’re shitting me.
Pardon? ::Eat shit and die.
Are you sure? :: I think you’re a dumbass.
That’s nice. :: Fuck you.
Tell me more. :: Shut your shitty mouth.
I understand. :: Suck my ass.
Do you understand? :: Go fuck yourself.
I’d love to. :: This blows the big one.
Serious mustache. :: I’m being very serious but I’m doing and saying something so stupid you’ll question my sanity and honesty. I’m an asshole.