The Best and Worst

Off the top of my head, I can remember the best and worst things that have ever been said to me:

1) Jess, don’t ever change.

2) We’re fucked but you’re making it worse.

I can laugh at the second one now that everything is said and done, but man, we were really fucked at the time. Police were involved and even worse, I had about 22 missed calls from my mom.

Honorable mention:

The most attractive man I have ever seen in person was wearing a kilt and playing darts.

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