Off the top of my head, I can remember the best and worst things that have ever been said to me:
1) Jess, don’t ever change.
2) We’re fucked but you’re making it worse.
I can laugh at the second one now that everything is said and done, but man, we were really fucked at the time. Police were involved and even worse, I had about 22 missed calls from my mom.
The most attractive man I have ever seen in person was wearing a kilt and playing darts.